The Stoics told us to control what we can, ignore the rest, and stop whining. Two thousand years later, humanity still can’t figure it out. So here we are, dragging Marcus Aurelius into the 21st century with sarcasm, side-eye, and a touch of profanity (the good kind).

This is philosophy stripped of the pedestal. It's sharp, modern, and unapologetically snarky. Wear it, sip from it, gift it, laugh at it. Life throws the same chaos it did in ancient Rome… we just answer back with a smarter comeback.