The Stoics told us to control what we can, ignore the rest, and stop whining. Two thousand years later, humanity still can’t figure it out. So here we are — dragging Marcus Aurelius into the 21st century with sarcasm, side-eye, and a touch of profanity (the good kind).

This is philosophy stripped of the pedestal — sharp, modern, and unapologetically snarky. Wear it, sip from it, gift it, laugh at it. Life throws the same chaos it did in ancient Rome… we just answer back with a smarter comeback.